前两天读到曹广福老师关于中国特色标语的博文（http://blog.sciencenet.cn/home.php?mod=space&uid=40247&do=blog&id=501469），不禁想起了以前看过的一本收集了不少具有中国特色的英文（翻译或原创，现在渐渐统称为Chinglish）的书。一些好笑的：

1. 欢迎光临：  Welcome to Presence

2. 先下后上，文明乘车：After first under on, do riding with civility

 3. (扶梯镑) 小心站稳，请勿奔跑：Keep your legs, No running

4. 老人，儿童上扶梯时需有家人陪同：When old man’s child go up hand ladder temporary need the family to accompany

5. 如遇紧急情况请拨打：Meeting critical situation asks velocity to poke strikeing

6. 花前月下时，请注意你的挎包!：When you are getting off with your lover, pay attention to your bag!

7. 足下留情，小草常青：Your careful step keeps tiny grass invariably green

8. 核心景区，严禁烟火：No firemaking in hardcore scenery area!

9. 固定蒙古包区：fixed expectations district

10. 残疾人厕所：deformed man toilet

11. 最佳摄影点：the optimum place for shooting

12. 撞钟处：Bell bumping site

13. 某某肛肠医院：Hospital for anus and intestine disease

14. (夜总会广告)：Free yourself fromthe misery of a existence

15. (酒吧广告）温馨典雅，酒浓情浓，尽享浪漫情怀：The intoxicating beverage will lead you into an intoxicating cosmos, please soak up the romantic atmosphere.

16. 夫妻肺片：Man and wife lung slice

17. 素鲍鱼扣鸭脯：plain abalone buttons up the duck

18. （楼盘广告）国粹级建筑奇观：Building structure wonder of national cream