今天我yahoo的邮箱里收到一封来自Mr. Paul Edgar <pauledgar1968@virgilio.it> 的邮件，一看便知是垃圾邮件，通常我都是直接“彻底删除”的，难得今天心情好，遂打开看看，看后觉得好笑，一是内容，二是觉得对中国人发这种英文邮件是有风险的（有些人看不懂），也可能对中国人的英语普及有信心，但能看懂的中国人智商应该不会这么低吧。所以感觉发垃圾邮件也是一门高深的学问，要对客户进行详细分析，否则浪费了时间、成本，也没什么效益，这点，也许老外应该向中国同行好好学学。

Attn: Sir,

I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your
opinion or willingness on this classified information that I will
release to you. I am Paul Edgar,the Regional
Manager, Global Transaction Banking, HSBC Bank Middle East.

I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of Ten million
seven hundred fifty thousand dollars ($10,750.000.00) . This fund is the
excess of what my branch in which I am the manager made as profit during
the last three years. I have already submitted an approved last Year End
of the Year report to my Head Office here in LONDON and they will never
know of this Excess. I have since then, placed this amount of
($10,750.000.00) in a SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without a beneficiary.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money
thus I request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank
account. I intend to give 40% of this fund to you while 60% shall be for
me. I do need to stress that there is practically no risk involved in
this. Also i like to let you know that any expensis you made during this
transaction will be diducted immediatly the funds gets to your account.
It is going to be a bank-to-bank transfer to your nominated bank account
anywhere you feel safer. All I need from you is to stand as the original
depositor of this fund.
If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response.

With Regards,

Mr. Paul Edgar,
RegionalManager, Global
Transaction Banking,
HSBC Bank Middle East