"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN..." - I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT" - These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS
..." - An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY" - The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN" - This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT" - I might get around to this
sometime, if pushed and/or funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE" - Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE" - Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES" - Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT" - I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT" - A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" - Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS" - Rumor has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS " - A wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA" - Three pages of notes were obliterate d when I knocked over a glass of beer.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS" - I don't understand it.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES" - They don't understand it either
.
"THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO CINDY A DAMS FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS" - Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explaine to me what it meant.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY" - A totally useless topic
selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD" - I quit.