幽默在民间。今年的春晚更印证了这个断言。

《Beat It》，是美国著名流行音乐人（被誉为“流行音乐之王”）的迈克尔·杰克逊（Michael Jackson）1982年专辑《Thriller》收录的主打歌曲之一。《Beat It》被《滚石》评为“史上最伟大的100首流行歌曲”之一，排在第22名。

beat it Informal . to depart; go away: 跑掉，走开，溜走

迈克尔·杰克逊《Beat It》 - 视频 - 优酷视频 - 在线观看

They Told Him 他们告诉他：
Don't You Ever Come Around Here “你胆敢再来？
Don't Wanna See Your Face, 不想再见你，
You Better Disappear 你最好消失！
”The Fire's In Their Eyes 怒火在他们眼中升腾
And Their Words Are Really Clear 话语也说得格外明白
So Beat It, Just Beat It 那么就避开吧，避开

[2nd Verse]
You Better Run, 你最好快跑
You Better Do What You Can 最好尽你所能
Don't Wanna See No Blood, 不想看到流血
Don't Be A Macho Man 不要去逞能
You Wanna Be Tough, 你要容忍
Better Do What You Can 最好尽你所能
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad 那么就避开吧，但你却偏要逞强

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It 避开吧，避开
No One Wants To Be Defeated 没人想要认输
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight 所以都来发狠耍狂
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right 其实对错并不重要
Just Beat It, Beat It & 就避开吧，避开
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

[3rd Verse]
They're Out To Get You, 他们赶来抓你
Better Leave While You Can 你就赶快离开
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, 不想乳臭未干
You Wanna Be A Man 你想成为男子汉
You Wanna Stay Alive, 但如果你想活命
Better Do What You Can 就尽你所能
So Beat It, Just Beat It 避开吧，避开

[4th Verse]
You Have To Show Them 你本是要告诉他们
That You're Really Not Scared 你毫不畏惧
You're Playin' With Your Life, 但却是在把生命当儿戏
This Ain't No Truth Or Dare 其实无所谓真理与胆量
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You, 他们踢翻你，打倒你
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair 然后告诉你这就是公义
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad 那么就避开吧，但你却偏要逞强

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It 避开吧，避开
No One Wants To Be Defeated 没人想要认输
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight 所以都来发狠耍狂
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right 其实对错并不重要
Just Beat It, Beat It 就避开吧，避开
[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It 避开吧，避开
No One Wants To Be Defeated 没人想要认输
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight 所以都来发狠耍狂
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right 其实对错并不重要
Just Beat It, Beat It 就避开吧，避开
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

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beat it中文搞笑版歌词

我们本来都是一个个良民

从小就是天天向上好好学习

天生不是坏蛋

我们全部都是

被……逼的！（被……逼的！）

你应该知道人之初性本善

没有哪个妈妈希望孩子变坏

我们也不想变坏

可是身不由己

被……逼的！

我们全部都是

被……逼的！     逼的！

没有人能够逃出去

我不做个坏蛋

就得滚蛋

我不欺负别人

就会吃亏

被……逼的！

被……逼的！

被……逼的！

被……逼的！

全世界都不卖XO给你

你只能被逼的出来四处寻觅

所以我们都是

一样的没有办法

被……逼的！（被……逼的！）

十万快钱一瓶酒的确不便宜

但我想你是不会在乎这点钱

你不能不接受

因为你没有选择

被……逼的！

你不能不接受

被……逼的！（逼的！）

只有我们可以帮你

你们已经六次

从我这里买

全部都是十万

块钱一瓶

被……逼的！（逼的！）

只有我们可以帮你

我们就是黑帮

拿人钱财

黑帮就是我们

替人消灾

被……逼的！

参考资料：胡戈作品

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How come you're always such a fussy young man?

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan

So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate

Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh

You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate

So eat it, don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are a cryin' shame

You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

You better listen, better do what you're told ooh

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole ooh

You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

So eat it

I don't care if you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam

It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you have for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If it's gettin' cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you don't like it you can't send it back

Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)

It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it