根据猪的优点来写科研，即使不是不当类比或错误类比（false analogy），就是好的类比也当不得逻辑证据（logic - Why is argument by analogy invalid? - Philosophy ...）。反正是应景文章嘛，姑妄写一点吧.

那么猪到底有什么优点呢？

照《The many advantages of pigs》说的，首先，猪给人类提供最多的肉吃，人类吃的36%的肉来自二师兄（It may come as a surprise to those of us in South Africa who love our steak and boerewors, that pork has the highest consumption rate of all meat types. About 36% of meat eaten by humans annually is pork, followed by poultry (35%), and cattle and buffalo (22%).）——科学家可学猪乐于奉献，用科技提高生产力，转化为经济实绩。

其次，猪长得快，食物转化为肉效率高，温驯，好养活。（Livestock producers continually strive to breed the ‘ultimate animal’ – one that grows faster and converts food to meat better, carries more meat in valuable areas of the carcass, and has a better temperament for ease of handling. In many respects, pigs are ideal in this regard. They have fast growth rates and good feed-to-meat conversion ratios; are relatively easy to raise, and do not require much space; have prolific breeding potential; and are docile.）——科学家要学猪，“听话、出活”。

第三，猪还很聪明（Pigs, which belong to the Genus Sus, are very intelligent animals.），“蠢猪”是人类的咒骂语，不能当真。——科学家要像猪一样聪明，最好大智若愚。

第四，猪还很合群（Pigs are highly sociable, and communicate with one another via grunts of different pitch and duration.）——科学家要学猪，乐于合作，善于合作。