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国外疯传最严男朋友守则

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国外疯传最严男朋友守则

Girlfriend's 'controlling' list of 22 rules for boyfriend goes viral: 'She sounds crazy'

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list

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The rules are:

  1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number

  2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)

  3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)

  4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me

  5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

  6. You are NOT to look at a single girl

  7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away

  8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out

  9. You are NOT to ask for h--d

  10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

  11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again

  12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you

  13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please

  14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house

  15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over

  16. If I catch you around girls I kill you

  17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends

  18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!

  19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least

  20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”

  21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around

  22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.




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