By accelerating protons and antiprotons to collide at 2 TeV of combined energy - at speeds of 99.999956% the speed of light - a whole slew of never-before-seen particles were discovered, including all the quarks and leptons of the Standard Model. At increased energies, currently up to 13 TeV and speeds of 99.9999991% the speed of light, proton-proton collisions at the LHC took us even further, revealing the Higgs boson, the last undiscovered particle of the Standard Model. With its discovery earlier this decade at CERN, the Standard Model was complete. The latest search results at these high energies were just released by the CMS collaboration, and if you’re a fan of new, beyond-the-Standard-Model physics, the news isn’t good.