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JANEWANGJK55 发表了评论   2014-4-4 23:19
小S 答辩结束,两个小时搞定! 好羡慕! ~~~~(>_<)~~~~  
下周五 王小娟也要给个报告, 不过跟人家的viva 比起来,呜呜,只是大家讨论一下这样做到底好不好啊,行不行啊, 有木有意义( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊!
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我刚到哥伦比亚大学念研究生那会儿,物理系七楼走廊的墙上贴着一篇有趣的短文,标题是:Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.?(上帝为什么没有博士学位?)内容如下,与茶友们分享一下:

Why God doesn't have a Ph.D?

1) He had only one major publication.
2) It was in Hebrew.
3) It had no references.
4) It wasn't published in a referreed journal.
5) Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9) He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects.
11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) Some say he had his son teach the class.
13) He expelled his first two students for learning.
14) He rarely came to class, and he just told students to read the book.
15) Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

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