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2012年诺贝尔奖预测贴+苦逼phd简短吐槽帖 精选

已有 15964 次阅读 2012-10-2 00:12 |个人分类:科研吐槽。。。|系统分类:科研笔记| 诺贝尔奖, 2012, 汤森路透

根据最近的公告,从10月8日开始,2012年度的诺贝尔奖就将一一揭晓。在这个时间点,估计全世界还有那么点名望的诸多大牛们,都在等待着那一通来自瑞典的电 话。我等苦逼的科研小罗喽,姑且仰视,看看又是哪些领域将受此殊荣。此后,在遥远的东方国度,估计又会迎来一股SCI刷文浪潮……谄笑

近日,汤森路透经过对旗下Web of Knowledge数据库的研究,公布了2012年引文桂冠奖得主(Thomson Reuters Citation Laureates)。根据诺贝尔奖的生理或医学、物理、化学与经济分类,使用定量数据来分析和预测最有影响力的研究人员。根据其发表的研究成果的总被引 频次,这些高影响力研究人员被授予汤森路透引文桂冠得主(Citation Laureates)称号,预示着他们可能成为今年或不久将来的诺贝尔奖得主。

欲了解引文桂冠得主的详细信息及其研究领域的信息,以及欲知悉之前获得引文桂冠奖、目前正在竞逐诺贝尔奖的人士,请访问汤森路透引文桂冠得主网站,网址为:http://sciencewatch.com/

话不多说,先来看看吧。。。红色字体纯为胡言乱语。。。

生理或医学
Cell Adhesion
“for pioneering discoveries of cell adhesion molecules, Hynes and Ruoslahti for integrins and Takeichi for cadherins”

Richard O. Hynes
Daniel K. Ludwig Professor for Cancer Research, David O. Koch Institute for Integrative Cancer Research, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, MA USA; also Howard Hughes Medical Institute Investigator

Erkki Ruoslahti
Distinguished Professor, Center for Nanomedicine, Sanford-Burnham Medical Research Institute, La Jolla, CA USA

Masatoshi Takeichi
Director, RIKEN Center for Developmental Biology, Kobe, Japan

貌似细胞粘附分子可以解决癌细胞扩散的问题?癌细胞就是太“滑”了,所以才容易扩散吧大笑

Cell Signaling and Control
“for the discovery of tyrosine phosphorylation and contributions to understanding protein kinases and their role in signal transduction”

Anthony “Tony” R. Hunter
American Cancer Society Professor, Molecular and Cell Biology Laboratory, and Renato Dulbecco Chair, Salk Institute for Biological Studies, and Adjunct Professor, Section of Molecular Biology, University of California San Diego, La Jolla, CA USA

“for identification of the phosphotyrosine binding SH2 domain and demonstrating its function in protein-protein interactions”

Anthony “Tony” J. Pawson
Distinguished Scientist and Apotex Chair in Molecular Oncology, Samuel Lunenfeld Research Institute of Mount Sinai Hospital, and Professor, Department of Medical Genetics, University of Toronto, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

这两人绝对是兄弟吧。。。这让我想起了DNA的发现者。不对,沃森和克里克好像只是基友才对……

Genetic Regulation
“for fundamental discoveries concerning histone modifications and their role in Histone Regulation”

C. David Allis
Tri-Institutional Professor and Joy and Jack Fishman Professor, Head, Laboratory of Chromatin Biology and Epigenetics, Rockefeller University, NY USA

Michael Grunstein
Distinguished Professor of Biological Chemistry, Geffen School of Medicine, University of California Los Angeles, Los Angeles, CA USA

如果只有DNA序列控制生物形貌,那么为嘛两个基因完全相同的毛毛虫和蝴蝶会有不同的形态。这三位科学家进一步从基因调控的高度阐释了这个问题……烧香

P.S. 话说那个能把皮肤细胞变成各种组织器官干细胞的山中伸弥肿么没有入选呢~


物理
"Slow Light"
“for the experimental demonstration of electromagnetically induced transparency (Harris) and of ‘slow light’ (Harris and Hau)”

Stephen E. Harris
Kenneth and Barbara Oshman Professor of Electrical Engineering and Professor of Applied Physics Emeritus, Stanford University, Stanford, CA USA

Lene V. Hau
Mallinckrodt Professor of Physics and Applied Physics, School of Engineering and Applied Sciences, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA USA

通过激光诱导,改变材料的性质,他们将光速减低到17米/秒。虽然不知道他们在干嘛,但至少这个老爷爷和老奶奶获得的结果很牛逼……囧-窘迫

Photoluminescence in Porous Silicon
“for the discovery of photoluminescence in porous silicon”

Leigh T. Canham
Chief Scientific Officer, pSiMedica Ltd., Malvern, and Honorary Professor, School of Physics and Astronomy, University of Birmingham, Birmingham, England, UK

又 是一个悲喜剧。。。多孔硅,最早在1956年被BELL实验室一哥们不小心弄出来了,估计觉得数据不好给老板汇报,组会就木有提这个。结果三十年后被 Canham这家伙翻出来,发现了硅纳米线的量子限域效应……然后1990年写了一篇短文发在APL上,然后迄今被引用6100次,然后就木有然后了……

Quantum Teleportation
“for their pioneering description of a protocol for quantum teleportation, which has since been experimentally verified”

Charles H. Bennett
IBM Fellow, Thomas J. Watson Research Center, IBM Corporation, Yorktown Heights, NY USA

Gilles Brassard
Canada Research Chair in Quantum Information Processing, University of Montreal, Montreal, Quebec, Canada

William K. Wootters
Barclay Jermain Professor of Natural Philosophy, Department of Physics, Williams College, Williamstown, MA USA

潘建伟老湿,我还是看好您哦~~~

化学
"Quantum Dots"
“for the discovery of colloidal semiconductor nanocrystals (aka quantum dots)”

Louis E. Brus
Samuel Latham Mitchill Professor, Department of Chemistry, Columbia University, New York, NY USA

石墨烯都得奖了,估计也该量子点了……中国人民在量子点的万篇paper中不知做出了多少贡献啊~同时膜拜一下已全职回国的量子点大牛彭笑刚老湿……


Gold Catalysis
“for independent foundational discoveries of catalysis by gold”

Masatake Haruta
Adjunct Professor, Department of Applied Chemistry, Graduate School of Urban Environmental Sciences, Tokyo Metropolitan University, Tokyo, Japan

Graham J. Hutchings
Professor of Physical Chemistry and Director of the Cardiff Catalysis Center, Cardiff University, Cardiff, Wales, UK

金催化…最早是纳米金催化一氧化碳的氧化。而且可以通过改变尺寸获取不同的催化剂性能。anyway,日本人在化学领域的领导力还是非常非常靠谱的。


Titanium Dioxide Photocatalysis
“for the discovery of photocatalytic properties of titanium dioxide known as the Honda-Fujishima Effect”

Akira Fujishima
President, Tokyo University of Science, Special University Professor Emeritus, University of Tokyo, and Supreme Advisor, Kanagawa Academy of Science and Technology

又 一个耳熟能详的大牛……二氧化钛能干什么?日本人把他用来做光解水,放出氢气和氧气(虽然产率坑爹)。有机分子也能在其表面分解为水和二氧化碳。然后呢? 它被广泛用于建筑外墙涂层,什么细菌啊,有机污渍啊,光一照,自动分解了,下雨一冲,世界干净了……貌似做洗衣粉也不错……囧



经济学
Arbitrage Pricing Theory
“for his arbitrage pricing theory and other fundamental contributions to finance”

Stephen A. Ross
Franco Modigliani Professor of Financial Economics and Professor Finance at the MIT Sloan School of Management, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, MA USA

Income and Outcomes
“for empirical research on consumption, income and savings, poverty and health, and well-being”

Sir Anthony B. Atkinson
Fellow, Nuffield College, Oxford, England, UK

Angus S. Deaton
Dwight D. Eisenhower Professor of International Affairs and Professor of Economics and International Affairs at the Woodrow Wilson School, Princeton University, Princeton, NJ USA

Understanding Market Volatility
“for pioneering contributions to financial market volatility and the dynamics of asset prices”

Robert J. Shiller
Arthur M. Okun Professor of Economics, Cowles Foundation for Research in Economics and Professor of Finance at the International Center for Finance, Yale University, New Haven, CT USA

鉴于现在世界经济形势,我就不评价他们了……其实更深层的原因是,经济学完全不懂鸭梨

以上文章,纯属科研劳苦之际自己YY……无数据,无参考文献支持。

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