The other day (the other day), I booked a tour (I booked a tour) The Egypt sailtrek with Explore. The other day I booked a tour, the Egypt sailtrek with Explore. We met our guide (we met our guide) whose name was Dax (whose name was Dax), Who for two weeks (who for two weeks) could not relax (could not relax). We give him problems, aches and pain, it is a wonder he stayed sane.
Some things went wrong (some things went wrong); our plane was late (our plane was late). Some things went right (some things went right); the tombs were great (the tombs were great). We sunbathed, slep and drank and ate, and had four birthday to celebrate. We started out (we started out) in cold Cairo (in cold Cairo) And then to Giza (and then to Giza), we did go (we did go). The Arabs there were not much fun; who wants a postcards of their mum?
A camel ride (a camel ride) across the send (across the send?) Just come prepared (just come prepared), baksheesh in hand (baksheesh in hand). A montain trek sounds very sweet; make sure your donkey's not on heat. Fancy a shop? (fancy a shop?) Try a bazaar (try a bazaar); Just don't you stray (just don't you stray) away too far (away too far). Take a quick peek, but don't you stop, because they'll lock you in their shop.
And then one day (and then one day), we took the train (we took the train) To Aswan; surely (to Aswan; surely) not a strain (not a strain). But as we waited off it roared, leaving us to leap aboard. Upon the train (upon the train), we talked and wrote (we talked and wrote) And played a game (and played a game) called 'Pass the Scrote' (called 'Pass the Scrote'). I cannot say the trip was fast; we watched as grannies bumbled past.
We sailed the Nile (we sailed Nile); oh, what a sight (oh, what a sight). We danced with Nubians (we danced with Nubians) every night (every night). The bank were pretty, green and brown; pity we burned the whole lot down! The more they cooked (the more they cooked), the more we ate (the more we ate), The more they piled (the more they piled) upon our plate (upon our plate). We all felt full,'til things went 'whoosh!' and we all legged it for the bush.
So Rob and Geoff (so Rob and Geoff) and George and Gill (and George and Gill), Kathy and Jin (Kathy and Jin) and Mike and Phil (and Mike and Phil), And Debbie too Donna, Kari, and Colin Jodie and Maree, Two Johns, two Daves (two John, two Daves) and Gilian and Sal (and Gilian and Sal), And Rachel, Sandy (and Rachel, Sandy), Jane and Val (Jane and Val): Goodbye to you, I'd like to say, until we meet some other day.