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《甜甜花絮:my dad is the the clueless of all》

已有 2794 次阅读 2010-12-14 18:05 |个人分类:成长花絮|系统分类:生活其它| 甜甜花絮

甜甜:of all people in the world my dad is the clueless of all 
Date: August 05, 2006 

For example: my dad once used lotion and thought it was toothpaste. Another time when he went to get his hair dyed something went seriously wrong cause my dad's hair turned dark red, I called him Red Haired the Weirdo clown until his dye wore off. 

One day I went with my dad to go look at fireworks near my house, unfortunaly, my dad forgot to wear a suit, and he went out wearing a 背心和短裤. Good thing is he is my dad though clumsy he's my dad. 


Who cares anyway I'm silly too. People keep saying I laugh like I hiccup. 


Once at school when I came out of the bathroom my teacher and all my classmates were laughing at me because some toilet paper got stuck to my pants, so it looked like I grew a paper tail. That was my WORST NIGHTMARE. 


I only gave you these storys to make you laugh until you forgot how to argue. 


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do a PhD while waiting 
Date: December 09, 2006 

说到等待,every time we go out,Tanya and I always wait in the car for LingDao who never seems to come down. 

Tanya is always kidding, "Dad, we had better do a PhD while waiting". 

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立委洗脑功夫不错啊 (39578) 
Posted by: 吴礼 
Date: December 09, 2006 03:50PM 

那句话怎么像是跟你学来的? 

古有神童七步成诗,今看文俊倚车取博。 



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