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咏开放获取的打油诗
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咏开放获取的打油诗
武夷山（译）
出生于匈牙利、现任教于加拿大的认知科学家Stevan Harnad教授是开放获取（OA）运动的领袖人物之一，是一个影响力很大的OA论坛的长期坛主。他11月1日发表了一首诙谐的打油诗，概括了反对OA人士的各种主张。我试译如下：
我常想：OA更像雨衣科学，
而不像火箭科学。
其基本想法超级简单：
现在这个时代什么都要互联，
你的科研影响力正在衰减，
赶快让论文上网，供人们免费查看！
这个道理就像下述例子那么浅显，
可是二十年来，对OA的响应实在迟缓：
瞧啊，孩子，马上就要下雨，
该披上雨衣……
OA不可能派（以下简称“不成”）：这是违反规律的――
OA不合适派（以下简称“不愿”）：我没有看见乌云有多密。
不成：品牌受到威胁――
不愿：我淋湿了才痛快。
不成：挑哪件雨衣穿？
不愿：我的钱包要变扁。
不成：雨衣也会穿成破褂――
不愿：旱灾的风险在加大。
不成：OA添了太多的麻烦――
不愿：下雨对您是好事一件。
不成：我读不懂那么多说明――
不愿：我需要更便宜的药品。
不成：标准遭到威胁――
不愿：风险危及我们的行业。
不成：这是气象员的需要――
不愿：雨实在是太大了。
不成：天气看来不妙――
不愿：让我们等待天空盾牌生效。
不成：树儿也需要好好准备――
不愿：否则甘霖不给它们恩惠。
不成：树木没有签标――
不愿：需要天气报告。
不成：我们的职业生涯面临危险――
不愿：抢了人家药剂师的饭碗。
不成：搞不好会脱水――
不愿：怎么样我也不做第一个替死鬼。
不成：穿哪一件才安全？
不愿：还是等天气自己改变。
不成：雨衣开始破损――
不愿：扣掉医生的薪金。
不成：雨伞也坏了――
不愿：做父母的太过分了。
不成：全球变干――
不愿：破坏了大气圈。
不成：质量没有保证――
不愿：天气报告谎报天情。
不成：有问题的雨衣统统召回――
不愿：雨衣上没有一滴水。
不成：这几个摁扣我扣不上――
不愿：把其他人擦干了没商量。
不成：老天爷该着我们湿透――
不愿：干燥程度还不够！
博主：以上每一句话都代表了一种对OA的反对态度或消极态度，而且，每种观点都有文献出处。这就更难翻译了。下面是打油诗原文，哪位发现我的理解或翻译有问题，请不吝赐教。
附：原文
I've often reflected that OA is a lot closer to raincoat science than
rocket science.
http://openaccess.eprints.org/index.php?/archives/179-Raincoat-Science.html
The essential message is super-simple:
It's the online age
You're losing research impact...
Make it free online
About as deep and complex as the following -- and yet, for two
decades, the response has been Zeno's Paralysis:
http://eprints.ecs.soton.ac.uk/12094/
Look kids, it's raining
Time to put on your raincoats...
Can't: against the law --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#10.Copyright
Won't: no clouds I saw
Can't: branding's at risk --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#5.Certification
Won't: I must keep wet --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#27.Secrecy
Can't: which coat to choose? --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#23.Version
Won't: my pay I'll lose --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#35.Royalties
Can't: coats may go bad --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#3.Corruption
Won't: drought risk increased --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#28.Affordability
Can't: too much to do --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#34.Priorities
Won't: rain's good for you
Can't: can't read instrux --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#15.Readability
Won't: need cheaper meds --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#30.Rechanneling
Can't: standards at risk --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#7.Peer
Won't: risks towel biz --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#17.Publishers
Can't: weathermen's needs --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#19.Learned
Won't: there's too much rain --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#4.Navigation
Can't: the look's not right --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#16.Graphics
Won't: let's wait sky-shield --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#33.DigitaLibidoo
Can't: trees need their jobs --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#18.Libraries
Won't: might miss good drops --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#21.Serendipity
Can't: they have no tags --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#25.Mark-Up
Won't: need weathercasts --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#26.Classification
Can't: careers at risk --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#22.Tenure/Promotion
Won't: steals druggists' biz --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#24.Napster
Can't: could dehydrate
Won't: lest I'm not first --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#12.Priority
Can't: which safe to wear? --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#2.Authentication
Won't: wait for clime change --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#31.Waiting
Can't: raincoats decay --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#1.Preservation
Won't: cuts medics' pay --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#14.Capitalism
Can't: bankrupts brollies --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#8.Paying
Won't: parents' excess --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#20.University
Can't: global drying
Won't: disrupts climate --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#9.Downsizing
Can't: quality risk --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#6.Evaluation
Won't: false weathercasts --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#13.Censorship
Can't: risks coat recall --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#32.Poisoned
Won't: not wet at all --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#29.Sitting
Can't: can't fasten snaps -- http://eprints.ecs.soton.ac.uk/10688/
Won't: dries others up --
http://www.eprints.org/openaccess/self-faq/#11.Plagiarism
Can't: god meant us wet
Won't: dry's not enough -- http://bit.ly/cK2IN
https://blog.sciencenet.cn/blog-1557-266861.html
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